Jimmy : So, new oven...  Haven't quite figured out how to make French toast.
Summer: Not in the oven would be a good place to start
 

Sandy: Well, at least you have each other.
Seth:That's very wise, Dad.
Ryan: We're doomed.
 

Summer: Excuse me.We were talking here.
Anna:So insulting him counts as conversation?
Seth:Well, if it doesn't,then we've never spoken.
 

Seth:That sounds a little bit like a game, Anna. And I don't really like games. Unless we're talking about a little Saturday night Jenga. Or a little Magic the Gathering. Love Magic the Gathering.
 

Ryan: It's just that everybody has something.  Everybody except me.
Sandy: You've got Seth.
Ryan: Seth's got his women.
Sandy: Seth Cohen? ...  Okay, well... Really?
 

Anna: Seth doesn't understand the whole 'hard-to-get' strategy.
Ryan: That's because he's not.

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