QUOTES
Episode 2.02 - The Way We Were

 

Seth (about Summer): I did call her from Portland, every day, and I got her voice mail until she finaly picked up and said if I ever call her again her father will have me killed
Ryan: So Summer has no idea you're back?
Seth: Killed! Ryan. As in dead!

Ryan: She probably moved on by now
Seth: I'm sorry? Moved on?
Ryan: Gotten over it?
Seth: Gotten over it? Why? Because I meant nothing to her?
Ryan: I'm gonna brood... silently. Over here.

Seth: She's gonna have me killed!
Ryan: She's not gonna have you killed.

Ryan: Your mom called the school, man.
Seth: oh, did-did-did my mom called the- You're the bad guy! You're the oursider! You're supposed to be leading me into temptation, not homeroom.

Ryan: You're the one who left
Seth: Yeah! Because of you!
Ryan: Oh, so it's my fault?
Seth: Do you think she'll buy that?

Seth: Oh! Oh! OK then! So it turns out, what do you know, I'm not the only coward in the room!

Ryan: Yeah.. we're not going to school.

Seth: That's me with powers! The power to be handsome.

Summer: Do not hunk at D.J.! He's hot!
Marissa: He's the yard guy.
Summer: Well, he can park his truck in my driveway any time...

Summer: DJ? Who in the hell is- Oh my God, the yard guy?!?!

Summer (to Marissa): Just explain it to him. He left. And suddenly, there was a hot hot yard guy, in the yard, who was hot!

Zach: Hi! I'm here for the comic book club.
Seth: You are?
Ryan: You are?
Zach: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
Seth: Because you're on the water-polo team?

Seth: So today's topics - we have some topics: The Hulk. He gets bigger, all his clothes rip off, except... his pants. Why is that?

Seth: You see what she's doing, don't you? She's basically dating the WASP version of me!

Caleb: Before he put these eggs in front of me, [Sandy] was the closest thing I have to a friend in this town.

Sandy: I won't cook, I promise. Although, if Kirsten's mad enough at you she might.

Summer: It looks like you're humping the hot-dog stand.

Summer: I do not want a boyfriend, I had one and he sailed away!