Sandy: You guys need anything?
Seth: Yes. Ryan needs a tear in the space time continuum.
 

Seth: Separate seats, you guys. Come on, there's no sex in the champagne room.
 

Ryan: Well I didn't want you to be alone.
Seth: I'm not alone. I have Captain Oats and Carson Daly.
 

Sandy: I should really learn how to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in my bedroom.
 

Seth : Aunt Hailey! Later, when you're dresses we'll hug !
 

Seth : Well, I had two. And now I've none. But it's cool 'cause I...euh... swore off women. I took myself off the market.
 

Sandy (about hailey) : I have two guesses. Either she's run out of money or she's run out of money.
 

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